In Alabama, you could get the death penalty for putting salt on a railroad track!
In Fairbanks, Alaska, god forbid, you should feed your moose alcohol
In Tuscon, Arizona. It is illegal for women to wear pants.. So, it's ok to wear nothing?
Ladies don't flirt with any men on the street of Little Rock, Arkansas. Same for you men, don't flirt with any ladies, you could go to jail for 30 days, if caught? So let me get this straight, I wink at a good looking guy, I could go to jail for a month. However, if I wink at another female, I'm safe! GOT IT
Next time you visit, Pacific Grove, California, be careful with how you handle any butterflies! Get caught molesting one, that will cost you a fine of $500!
In Wichita, it is illegal to carry a concealed bean snapper. Carry a spatula instead!
When in Kentucky, if you are drunk, and trying to act sober, hold on tight to the ground once you let go... You are officially drunk!
In Boston, it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so. The state also outlawed Christmas in 1659.
Under Michigan state law, dentists are officially classified as mechanics. So can he change my oil and rotate my tires, while I wait?
In Nevada it is illegal to drive a camel on the highway! However an Elephant may be ok!
In Raton, NM it is illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street with a kimono on.
In Charlotte, women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times. Jesus!
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania: Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.'
A recently passed anticrime law, in Texas requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
So next time you travel, make sure you break these laws! Let's see what happens :-)